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[that JMK rock tune plays]
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[fades out]
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Are you ready to rock and roll!
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[crowd cheers;
Peach cheers loudest]
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I said!
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Are you ready! To Rock! And Roll!
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[crowd cheers with more enthusiasm]
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GOOD!
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Now shut the hell up and be quiet.
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We'll start in a minute.
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Weh heh. Let's see how they start
without their instruments.
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Would you keep it down!?
I'm trying to enjoy the action!
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But the concert
hasn't started yet...
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Hey, did you hear the man!
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He said shut the crap up!
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Hey! Don't talk to
my boyfriend like that!
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Hey! You guys in the back!
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I thought I made myself clear
when I said SHUT THE HELL UP!
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(Mario)
[groans]
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(Peach)
Mario, are you alright?
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(Mario)
[coughing]
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(Mario)
Peach... come closer...
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(Mario)
Closer....
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(Mario)
Closer--
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[COUGH COUGH]
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(Mario)
Sorry Peach.
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(Mario)
Ugh... listen...
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(Mario)
I want you to go to the concert...
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(Peach)
No! You're not in it, Mario,
so I'm not going.
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No, Peach.
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There's no reason for my illness
to ruin your night....
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No, Mario.
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I wanna stay here with you.
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Now Peach, you must go.
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Why, Mario?
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Because there's something
very important I need you to do.
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Anything, Mario.
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I want you...
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Yes?
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I want you to...
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Yes!
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I want you to go
tell Ash that I hate him.
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What!?
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Uck! I can't believe you, Mario!
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You selfish, lazy,
no-good excuse for a plumber!
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Oh and by the way,
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I charged the ticket
on your American Express!
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[dramatic gasp]
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And it's non-refundable!!
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[dramatic music]
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[Mario coughing]
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(Scott)
Hey guys.
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You were supposed to
be on ten minutes ago.
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WHAT'S GOING ON!?
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Someone took our instruments!
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Uh, I have my PokeFlute.
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No, Ash! No way!
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Aw, Bulbasaur crap!
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Well you guys better think of something,
'cause you gotta go on in five minutes
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No matter what!
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Oh, no! What are we going to do!!
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Oooh!!
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[quietly]
♪ If you say goodbye to me tonight ♪♪
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Wait a minute...
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I have an idea
that just might work...
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So that's when I said,
that's no kindergartner, that's my wife!
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Hahahaha!
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Ha... ha... [wheeze]
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[crowd booing]
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You suck!
[crowd booing]
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[crowd booing]
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Get off the stage!
[crowd booing]
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[crowd booing]
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(Peach) BOO!!!!
[crowd booing]
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[crowd booing]
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AAAAAAAAAAAA
[crowd booing]
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AAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAUGH.
YOU SUCK!!!!
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Tough crowd, tough crowd.
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Well, how 'bout this one.
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A democrat, a republican,
and a hippie walk into a bar
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Alright! We're ready now.
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Nevermind.
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Without further ado, I now present you:
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Johnny Mushroom and the Kingdoms.
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[epic drums and guitar]
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Oh! Johnny Mushroom and the Kingdoms!
They're so hot right now!!!
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Word...
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Where's their instruments?
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I dunno.
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Go Johnny Mushroom!
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Ugh! This better be worth
the twenty dollars I paid!
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[DK noises]
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Ungh!
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(acapella version of Billy Joel's
"For the Longest Time")
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♪ For the longest time
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh
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♪ For the longest
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(UPS guy leads)
♪ If you said goodbye to me tonight
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♪ There would still be music left to write
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(backing)
♪ Hah-ah-ah
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♪ What else could I do?
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♪ I'm so inspired by you
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♪ That hasn't happened
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(all)
♪ For the longest time
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♪ Once I thought my innocence was gone
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(backing)
♪Woo-oo-oo
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♪ Now I know that happiness goes on
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(backing)
♪Ah-ah-ah
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♪ That's where you found me,
When you put your arms around me
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♪ I haven't been there for the longest time
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(all)
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh
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♪ For the longest time
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh
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♪ For the longest
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♪ I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
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♪ And the greatest miracle of all
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(backing)
♪Ah-ah-ah
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♪ Is how I need you
and how you needed me too
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♪ That hasn't happened
For the longest time
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♪ Maybe this won't last very long
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♪ But you'd feel so right
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♪ I could be wrong
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♪ Maybe I've been hoping too hard
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♪ But I've come this far
and it's more than I hoped for
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♪ Who knows how much further we'll go on
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(backing)
♪ Woo-ooo-oo
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♪ Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
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(backing)
♪ Ahh-ah-ah
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♪ I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
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♪ I haven't been there for
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[crowd cheering]
♪ The longest time
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♪ I had said good thoughts at the start
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Bring it sweets!
♪ I had said good thoughts at the start
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♪ I had said good thoughts at the start
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Yeaah!!
♪ I had said good thoughts at the start
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Yeaah!!
♪
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Yeaah!!
♪ I said to myself
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♪ I said to myself
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Oh my goodness! Aaaahhh!
♪ I said to myself
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♪ Hold on to your heart
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♪ Hold on to your heart
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♪ Now I know the woman that you are
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♪ You're wonderful so far
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♪ And it's more than I hope for
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♪ I don't care what...
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[lyrics obscured by crowd]
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Yes! Go Mario Bros!
[lyrics obscured by crowd]
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And Link! And Ash!
[lyrics obscured by crowd]
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And Link! And Ash!
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Wooooo!!!
And Link! And Ash!
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Yeaaaaah!!!!
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♪ Fool for lesser things
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♪ (Ahh-ah-ah)
I want you so bad
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♪ I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh
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♪ For the longest time
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(music fading out)
♪ Whoa-oh-oh
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(just vocals)
♪ For the longest time
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♪ Whoa-oh-oh
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(big finish)
♪ For the longest tiiiiiiiiime ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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(Scott) That was great!
[crowd cheering]
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Absolutely fantastic!
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Mister Masterson?
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Yes, my boy?
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You are FIRED!
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What!?
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You can't fire me!
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I OWN YOU!
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Actually!
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DK and I just bought the rights to
Johnny Mushroom and the Kingdoms!
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[DK noises]
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[Brock and DK laugh]
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FINE!
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I'll just go back to Channel 10, where I deal with
Teletubbies, and mentally impaired people all day long
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THAT DON'T PUT SPRINKLES ON MY DONUTS!
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I could use a sprinkled donut right now.
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But NOOOOO, everybody hates Scott!!
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YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, I CREATED YOU
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YOU ARE NOTHING AND YOU ARE
GOING TO REGRET THIS SOME DAY
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Urggh, that's IT!
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DK! Sick 'em, boy!
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[DK laughs,
Scott screams]
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[clown music]
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(Scott) AAAAA!
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Well guys, it's been great!
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I just want to tell you that
I'm VERY proud of you all, and--
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[Pokemon theme interjects]
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Sorry guys!
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I got a phone call.
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Hello?
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(gravelly)
Ash.
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Yes, Mario?
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I hate you.
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Wh- What!? Aw!
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Son of a Bulbasaur!
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I hate being hated!
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[SMB1 game over tune]
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(Richie)
Aaand - action!
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Hey! Well excuuuuuse me, princess!
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(Richie) Fantastic
[offscreen laughter]
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(Richie)
And, action!
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(angrily)
Hey, did you hear the man?
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(losing steam)
He said... shut the crap up...
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[laughter]
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Definitely... had a bad word
go through my head that time
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(Richie)
Uh, Chris? [laughs]
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Yeah. Anddd action.
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[laughing wheeze]
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Hey! You guys in the back!
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I thought I made myself flear--
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Aw, dammit!
[laughter]
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(Richie) Alright, let's do that
one more time and be a lot more angry
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Okay.
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(Richie) Sorry
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[offscreen question]
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(Richie) No.
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(Richie) Aaand... get down.
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[both laugh]
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(Richie) And, uh
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[crowd commotion]
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[laughter]
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(Richie)
No, we're also like
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(Matt)
Raising the bar, guys
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Uuuaghh. That's it!
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Miss star-- (laughs)